Every four years Gray Duck Soap runs The Duck Stops Here election soap sales poll, which tracks how many soaps are sold of each candidate. This year we ran out of Harris soap, which outsold Trump, Vance, Walz and Vote! soap combined. According to our poll, which consisted completely of Twin Cities soap sales, Kamala Harris won by a landslide: 3.6 Harris soaps to every 1 Trump soap sold. Does this mean the real candidate will win? Are polls ever wrong? Gray Duck Soap polls were wrong in 2016, but right in 2020, so we’re 50/50 for accuracy. As good as a coin toss….or a cookie. That’s right, we’re not the only ones running polls based on sales, Hanisch Bakery...
We’ve been selling our Wisconsin-shaped Go Pack Go soap and Minnesota-shaped Skol-tastic soap since 2015 and we’ve noticed a trend: We sell the same number of Wisconsin soap each year, whereas the Skol-tastic soap sales vary depending on how the Vikings are playing that season (e.g, in 2022, when the Vikings were 13-3, we ran out of Skoltastic for the first time; last year we had to throw some out.) So every year we ask a few select NFL fortune tellers, “Hey, how do you think the Vikings will do this year?” in hopes of determining how much soap to make (it takes two months to make soap, so we ask during preseason.) This year we got a mixed...
This past week flipped the results of The Duck Stops Here election soap from a Trump lead to a Harris lead. Buy a soap from The Duck Stops Here Election Soap and influence the poll in your candidate's favor.
It’s been a tumultuous week for The Duck Stops Here election soap. First, a Trump soap was fumbled at a market and sustained a dent, but is otherwise ok. Then we had to quickly make some Vance VP Elegy soap, and now we have to remove the blue Biden soap and relabel for Harris. The Biden soap wasn’t selling particularly well, as you can see from our soap polls. Stay tuned as the results change throughout the summer. Gray Duck Soap polls have never been wrong.
